I’d like you to meet a few of my local friends. They help me stay sane around here:
You might think you know them, but in fact you know their uglier, dumber, older sisters.
The soda here does not use high-fructose corn syrup, but real sugar instead. The ketchup is a bit chunkier because they use fresh tomatoes (and real sugar). Do you know how happy I was to see Heinz on the table at dinner the first night instead of some crappy substitute? Do you know how much happier I was when I tasted it and found out it was even more delicious than the regular time? SUPER HAPPY!
- Crazy Condiment Critic (and apparently ‘alliterater’ as well)
PS. That’s Kat in the background, by the way.
